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Welcome To My Website

Hey there, it seems you found my little corner of the internet. Here, you'll find my likes and dislikes, my interests, and overall a brisk overview of my life as a whole. I stopped using social media a few months back, but I don't think this counts. Doesn't really matter if it does anyhow. The old web has always called out to me, since I was little playing around on the family desktop. A Windows Vista, if I remember correctly. Maybe Windows 7. It was running on a chunky brick of a computer that seemed bigger than it probably was in reality. That's where I'd get my first taste of the internet. I started with My Little Pony CD-ROMs but soon found youtube where I would discover screamers and some of humanity's more unfortunate incidents. That would end up being a very small misfortune in my life compared to everything else, and in some way I think it lead to my love for horror and the absurd. I don't remember how old I was.

I stayed online for a long time after that. I made friends. I posted my art and funny sparkledog characters. I started learning how to animate like my favorite artists on Newgrounds. It didn't really get anywhere though, not really. I got into some really shitty relationships, and stopped talking to most of the people I'd met on deviantart and similar sites. By the time I went to college I was mostly just using it to fight with strangers online. When I told my therapist I broke my phone after throwing it at a wall after a particularly bad spat on instagram, she "recommended" I delete my accounts. So I did. I didn't tell anyone where I was going. They wouldn't be able to track me down now either, because I never used my real name. Even if they wanted to find me it'd be too late now, as this webpage will also double as my autobituary. This is because I am going to kill myself, and if you'd like, you can watch it happen live.

About Me

Let me tell you a little about myself.

NAME: Maud, obviously
SEXUALITY: Lesbian
GENDER: Female (?)
FAVORITE POKEMON TYPE: Ghost

I'm Irish
Some of my interests include pokemon, anime, studying scripture, the horror genre, and writing code.
God talks to me through HTML, and He once guided my every move. At first I thought we were friends, but I now realize He is a cruel prankster, who doesn't give a single shit about His creations. Now, I write code to spite Him, and I will kill myself to spite Him.

You can check out more things I like on my interests page located in the directory to the right of the website.

Why I'm Killing Myself

Time to answer the question I'm sure you're wondering. Why am I killing myself, and why am I doing it so publicly? The answer is simple. I'm pregnant. But I didn't GET pregnant. In fact, I shouldn't be ABLE to get pregnant. I have endometriosis and should be completely infertile. That being said, I also haven't had sex with anyone who could get me pregnant in over 3 years.

I've dubbed my condition "Virgin Mary Disease" for obvious reasons. Clearly this is a trick being played on me by God, and I won't stand for it. So I will commit the ultimate sin, but I think I will still become an angel despite it all.

Where to Watch

Are you an internet freak who likes to consume the most fucked up content you can find? Are you one of the sick fucks who used to post hamster torture videos when YouTube was still fresh to the internet? Are you intrigued by the macabre and the disturbing?

WATCH A LIVE SUICIDE BY CLICKING THE LINK BELOW!!!

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