Welcome To My Website
Hey there, it seems you found my little corner of the internet. Here, you'll find my likes and dislikes, my interests, and overall a brisk overview of my life as a whole. I stopped using social media a few months back, but I don't think this counts. Doesn't really matter if it does anyhow. The old web has always called out to me, since I was little playing around on the family desktop. A Windows Vista, if I remember correctly. Maybe Windows 7. It was running on a chunky brick of a computer that seemed bigger than it probably was in reality. That's where I'd get my first taste of the internet. I started with My Little Pony CD-ROMs but soon found youtube where I would discover screamers and some of humanity's more unfortunate incidents. That would end up being a very small misfortune in my life compared to everything else, and in some way I think it lead to my love for horror and the absurd. I don't remember how old I was.

I stayed online for a long time after that. I made friends. I posted my art and funny sparkledog characters. I started learning how to animate like my favorite artists on Newgrounds. It didn't really get anywhere though, not really. I got into some really shitty relationships, and stopped talking to most of the people I'd met on deviantart and similar sites. By the time I went to college I was mostly just using it to fight with strangers online. When I told my therapist I broke my phone after throwing it at a wall after a particularly bad spat on instagram, she "recommended" I delete my accounts. So I did. I didn't tell anyone where I was going. They wouldn't be able to track me down now either, because I never used my real name. Even if they wanted to find me it'd be too late now, as this webpage will also double as my autobituary. This is because I am going to kill myself, and if you'd like, you can watch it happen live.